I stand corrected...

this is the best "Better Know A District" yet!

Top Three things Congressmen should never say on TV:
(regardless of whether their seat is contested or not)

1. I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do.

2. I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons...because it's a fun thing to do.

3. Much like cocaine, if you combine the two together it's even more fun..."

A Civic's Lesson for A Congress Woman...

without a doubt, the best "Better Know A District" yet...




Civic's homework;

1. Is The District of Columbia part of the Unites States of America?
2. Why does it not have a vote in neither the House nor the Senate?
2. Should a Congress-person vote in federal elections?
4. What is an "environ?"
3. Is Colbert just a "Plain Vanilla" man, or a "French Vanilla" man?...

Funeral Blues

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the while necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was our North, our South, our East and West,
Our working week and our Sunday rest,
Our noon, our midnight, our talk, our song;
We thought that love would last for ever; we were wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood,
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

W.H Auden

William Hearn

1937-2006

Dad,

I'm going to miss you so much. You were the strongest, bravest, smartest, fairest and most loving person I have ever known. I am so proud of your courage. You suffered far more than anyone should ever have to in a lifetime and you did it with dignity, grace and a sense of humour. I love you dad. You will always be with me.

Love,
Dar