Monday, June 26, 2006

Since I was Already at YouTube...

Stephen's Sound Advice

Bottomline: There's nothing in Europe that you can't see at Epcot!



...finally you say "F*** This Noise" and you leave...but then when you get back to your hostel and your backpack is stolen along with your walkman and your Siouxsie and the Banshee's tapes...


Everything Bad and Beautiful

The highly-glossed manicured claws come out...



Elisabeth - go "Honey Yourself!" baby...your 15 minutes of fame were up 5 years ago...it's bad enough that your rode Pappy's coat-tails on Survivor but your medieval right-wing Republican ass-kissing is embarassing to all of us women and I have to conclude that you're on the Bush's payroll...and Star, just get over yourself, you may think you're cute, but you're not, so enough already...

Hope She Didn't Order The Veal...


just in case you don't subscribe to the Peta newsletter...


Beyoncé Gets Served on Fur

We’ve faxed polite letters to her, mailed her videos, and held lively rallies outside her concerts. We even ran a full-page open letter to her in Billboard magazine. The only thing that PETA hasn’t tried to do to reach Beyoncé about the suffering of animals killed for their fur is to have a frank discussion with her over dinner—until last week. A recent eBay auction offered fans a chance to have dinner with Beyoncé, and PETA—unbeknownst to Beyoncé—placed the winning bid, giving us an unusual opportunity to talk to her directly about the chinchillas who are electrocuted for their pelts and how other animals are gassed, strangled, or literally skinned alive before they are made into fur coats.

When Beyoncé’s car arrived to pick up her “fans,” they were whisked away to trendy New York City eatery, Nobu 57, where Beyoncé settled down for dinner and drinks along with her crew, her sister Solange, and her mother, Tina Knowles (who also happens to be the inspiration behind Beyoncé’s hideously furry fashion line).

After placing their orders, Beyoncé’s animal-loving dinner companions pelted her with questions such as “Beyoncé, many of your fans would like to know why you don’t care about how minks, foxes, and chinchillas are gassed, strangled, and electrocuted for vanity and if you might have it in your heart to recognize that fur is not only cheap and tacky but also horribly cruel?”

Before a stunned Beyoncé could react, the fur foe from PETA pulled out a portable DVD player and showed her Pamela Anderson’s exposé of the fur industry—complete with graphic video footage of animals who are trapped, drowned, and electrocuted for their pelts—and asked, “Beyoncé, your fans want you to do the right thing for animals who are skinned alive, beaten, and tortured for their fur, so if you won’t accept our DVD, will you please log onto FurIsDead.com to see the video footage that inspired people to write to PETA to help to get you to stop wearing animal skins?”

Beyoncé didn’t stick around for dessert, but PETA hopes that its message will stick—and that Destiny’s “Problem” Child will have a change of heart about fur.

View video footage of Beyoncé’s encounter with PETA.

Please write polite letters encouraging Beyoncé to set a kind example for her fans by dropping fur from her wardrobe:

Beyonce Knowles
c/o Yvette Noel-Schure
Columbia Records
550 Madison Ave., 26th floor
New York, NY 10022
Ph. 212-833-4483
Fax 212-833-8536
yvette_noel-schure@sonymusic.com

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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Stewart/Colbert '08

'nough said...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Sometimes the Truth Trumps Truthiness...

Best of Luck to you Mr. Lambert...

Macleans, May 1, 2006

A crackdown on the media in Uganda puts a Canadian journalist on a plane for writing about First Lady Janet Museveni

ALAN MARTIN
Blake Lambert is no shrinking violet, but even he is surprised to find himself at the centre of a debate about press freedom in Uganda. The 34-year-old Canadian journalist, who has lived in Uganda for the last three years and reported for a range of media outlets including the CBC, Christian Science Monitor and The Economist, was denied entry to the east African country on his return from a holiday on March 9. His crime? "Consistently misrepresenting and misreporting the situation" in Uganda, according to a government official. For good measure, he was labelled "a national security threat," and put on the next plane to neighbouring Kenya.




"Government officials have never explained my offences or how I imperilled national security. Nor have they bothered to substantiate the charges," says the Toronto native. His expulsion has raised eyebrows about the direction of the government of President Yoweri Museveni, a reformer who has turned around the fortunes of the once-failed state. It has also set off a fierce debate about the future of press freedoms in a country once considered a role model for others making the difficult transition to a liberal democracy -- but one where some observers are now seeing a progressively more authoritarian trend.

Several observers cite Lambert's coverage of the first lady, Janet Museveni, as the most likely reason for his expulsion. On one occasion, he noted a slight increase in the prevalence of HIV/AIDS, and linked it to her opposition to condoms. As a born-again Christian and proponent of abstinence, she had allegedly used her influence to hold up the importation of millions of condoms. Another article concerned the climate of intimidation surrounding her successful run for Parliament in the February elections. "You go after Museveni's family at your own peril," says opposition MP Morris Ogenga-Latigo, an acquaintance of Lambert's. "While you can't fault Blake for getting his facts right, I think he underestimated how hypersensitive Museveni becomes when someone touches his family."

Foreign journalists first learned of a change in the wind when the government summoned them to a meeting in January and announced they would have to register with the newly formed Media Centre, which counts among its senior officials at least two members of the Ugandan military. Journalists were also told they could no longer travel more than 100 km outside the capital, Kampala, without special permission; failure to comply could result in arrest or deportation. Journalists were also told to submit copies of their work for approval. "There is certainly an effort to tighten the screws, not only with the press," says a senior Western diplomat who spoke to Maclean's on condition of anonymity. "It's largely an attempt by the government to better control its image."

Coming in the aftermath of February's hard-fought election in which Museveni was accused of using heavy-handed tactics to hold on to power, reaction to the new press laws and Lambert's subsequent deportation was swift, and critical. "Mr. Lambert's treatment signals a wider attempt by President Museveni to muzzle the press," The Economist wrote. Describing the reasons for Lambert's expulsion as "Kafkaesque," it went on to warn of bleaker days ahead. "The message is clear: any reporter picking at the competence of President Museveni's administration can expect something nastier than a brusque cheerio at Entebbe airport."

Lambert is not alone in his run-ins with the government. Three Ugandan journalists -- radio station KFM's Andrew Mwenda and the Weekly Observer's James Tumusiime and Semujju Ibrahim Nganda -- were arrested and charged with sedition and "promoting sectarianism" in the run-up to the election. Attempts by the Daily Monitor to run a parallel count during the election -- which Museveni won by 59 per cent to opposition leader Kizza Besigye's 38 per cent -- were thwarted by the government, and the paper continues to be threatened with closure for stories that cast Museveni in an unfavourable light.

The government recently paid US$1 million for a series of ads on CNN to boost the country's "brand image." Critics now say that, with the new repressiveness, that was for naught. "The government has scored an own goal on this," says William Pike, managing editor of the government-run daily New Vision. And Lambert thinks his deportation is symptomatic of a larger malaise afflicting Museveni's administration. "The government wants to suppress criticism as it shows increasing signs of dysfunction, due to corruption and poor decision-making," he says. "Since Museveni isn't going anywhere, freedom for the press likely can't be sustained because it will highlight the government's flaws."

Some British papers have gone so far as to ask whether Museveni is the "next Mugabe" -- a reference to Zimbabwe's authoritarian and erratic leader. Many Ugandans, though, say that is overstating things. The country has often been touted as an African success story, and Museveni is widely considered the chief mentor to the "new breed" of African leaders who brought democracy, stability and economic liberalism in the early 1990s. He ended, for the most part, almost two decades of civil strife that claimed more than 500,000 lives. Under his agenda, Uganda had an average annual economic growth rate of 3.2 per cent for most of the last decade, an expanding middle class, and a drop in poverty. Museveni's biggest achievement may have been the initial response to the HIV/AIDS pandemic: largely through a massive education campaign, Uganda radically reduced the prevalence of infection, from about 18 per cent in the early 1990s to 6.5 per cent in 2005.

But Museveni risks squandering his own legacy. The 20-year conflict in the north against the militarily inferior Lord's Resistance Army continues unabated. Some 1.5 million people continue to be warehoused in fetid and HIV-ridden camps for the displaced. Senior army commanders, including the former head of the Ugandan People's Defence Force, Maj.-Gen. James Kazini, have been accused of prolonging the war in the north for personal financial gain.

And although Uganda has always been considered somewhat of a "democratic dictatorship," observers and opposition politicians note a growing lack of tolerance by the Museveni government. Kizza Besigye, a former comrade and personal physician to Museveni, was forced into exile after challenging him for the presidency in 2001. Upon his return in 2005 to run again, the retired colonel was charged with treason and faces a military court martial. (For good measure, a bogus rape charge was levelled on the eve of the election, hampering Besigye's campaign because he had to make regular court appearances. He was later acquitted.)

Museveni also appears to be losing the fight against corruption. The health minister, Maj.-Gen. Jim Muhwezi, is currently embroiled in a damning inquiry into the misuse of funds from the Geneva-based Global Fund on AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria. During difficult questioning from the chief prosecutor into his alleged misappropriation of money, one retort by an unrepentant Muhwezi was characteristic of top officials' response to any criticism. "When there has been a call for patriotism and statesmanship, I have been there," Muhwezi said. "I don't know, my lord, where you were at that time, but the peace and tranquility and rule of law which prevails today, I was part of." The rebuke was clear: we are beyond reproach because we liberated the country.

And despite Museveni's past ruminations on the dangers of tribalism and its relationship to political instability, key positions in the civil service, military and police are now in the hands of the Banyankole, Museveni's ethnic group. Those from the northern Nilotic tribes are largely excluded from positions of power -- an ominous echo of the late 1960s and early 1970s, when employment along tribal lines led to a spate of coups. That increased "ethnicization" of Ugandan politics and Museveni's intention to govern indefinitely is causing growing skepticism among outside observers about the country's future. "The bloom is off the rose," says one Western diplomat. "Museveni is definitely no longer an A-list African leader. What's worrying is his lack of vision. Power is increasingly focused on his clique or family. Over the medium term, that's just not stable."

Foreign aid donors, on whom the government relies for over 45 per cent of its budget, are losing faith. European contributors -- including the largest, Britain -- are scaling back aid and finding better places to put their money. So too are foreign news agencies. And Lambert, back in Toronto plotting his next move, is still trying to make sense of what has happened to him. "My family and friends find it hilarious that I posed any kind of threat to the Ugandan government and that I've been declared persona non grata," he says. "Frankly, so do I."

To comment, email letters@macleans.ca

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Heineken...

After a few of these...


I felt like this...



And it has nothing to do with the company, I promise...it's all about me and long lonely lingering thoughts of narcissists, e-bay junkies, little fuckers and lost fuckers...

Monday, June 12, 2006

Oprah Don't Got Game...




Who ever thought that our home-grown-boy Don would beat the pants off that puffed up Oprah and her purple prosed production. While the much hypes "The Colour Purple," received 11 nominations, it was shut out when it actually came to winning an award. I guess Oprah don't got game...Maybe she should just stick to the other things at which she's been outrageously sucessful.

Congratulations Don!!!



Don McKellar, left, and Bob Martin accept the Tony for Best Book of a Musical for “The Drowsy Chaperone” at the 60th annual Tony Awards in New York on Sunday. The “The Drowsy Chaperone” went on to win 5 Tony awards last night.



"People are identifying with this character," said Mr. Martin of his role, to which Mr. McKellar shot back, "It's all about you, isn't it?" The Drowsy Chaperone grew out of a series of musical sketches presented during a bachelor party in a downtown Toronto club for Mr. Martin and his then-fiancée Janet Van De Graaff held in the summer of 1998




So...Don...my ex-imaginary boyfriend...I guess you're more than just that pretty face with the disshelved hair and mis-matched shoes that I used to see sipping coffee at the Second Cup, or shopping for cheese in Kensington Market...you're a Broadway Baby now, Baby! And I couldn't be more proud of our true north connection...and the fact that Ian is quoted on the back of the Childstar DVD...


Thursday, June 08, 2006

The Einsteins of Comedy



Um, ok, not that Einstein...there's really nothing all that funny about the theory of relativity or atomic energy...but then again, comedy is relative...

And speaking of relatives...these are the "Einsteins of Comedy" to which I was refering;



The first two anyway, the one on the right is an advertising executive...probably funny, but then again, maybe not, it's hard to say for sure...

So, what exactly do Albert Brooks, Super Dave Osbourne and that other guy have in common? They are brothers. All three pictured above share the same surname at birth (at the time of their birth, not at the time of their mother's birth?) and that name is - funnily enough - Einstein.

My favourite of the three is Albert Brooks. Either Albert's parents were exceptionally optimistic about their son's intellectual potential, or they were just being funny when they named him "Albert Einstein."


Albert Brooks is a comedian, actor, director, writer and all good guy. His acting credits include; Taxi Driver, Private Benjamin, Broadcast News, The Scout and Out of Sight. His voice-over work includes; The Simpsons, Doctor Dolittle and Finding Nemo. He has also pulled the old Harold Hecuba manoevre by writing, directing and staring in the in; Real Life, Modern Romance, Lost in America, Defending Your Life, Mother, The Muse and most recently Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (out on DVD, June 20th)



Bob Einstein is more commonly known as Super Dave Osborne (Bizarre and the Super Dave Osborne Show), and also, Marty Funkhouser (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Larry "the surrogate"(Arrested Development) and various other characters on shows ranging from Roseanne to the Smother's Brothers Comedy Hour.


Last, but perhaps not least, Cliff Einstein is the eldest of the three brothers. When googled, it was discovered that Clifford J. Einstein of Dailey & Associates won the 2002 Advertising Leader of the West Award from the AAF (?) This picture if from the awards ceremony. From left: Bertha Einstein, Bob Einstein (Super Dave Osborne), Cliff Einstein, Mandy Einstein & Albert Brooks

Monday, June 05, 2006

The First 100 Episodes...

During tonight's 100th episdoe of The Colbert Report, Stephen did a run down of how he's managed to change the world in only 100 episodes. One of his proudest accomplishments is the fact that when The Colbert Report premiered the Prime Minister of Canada was Liberal, Paul Martin. Now, on his 100th episode, Conservative, Stephen Harper is now the Prime Minister of Canada...however, I do not think that Mr. Colbert can truly take all of the credit...

America! Not Abearica!



BEARS! They are godless killing machines. Steven Colbert taught me this. Thanks Mr. Colbert. I could have easily walked right up to pet one.

la vérité au sujet du truthiness



Many people are surprised to learn that Stephen Colbert was born in France. As a young boy in the town of Fronsac in the Bordeaux region, he would go home each day after school and work for his parents on the family farm. After his father's goat-cheese business failed, Colbert went by boat to the U.S. To help make ends meet (and egged on by friends who adored his Franco-American delivery and comic timing), Colbert performed at a small comedy club in New York City one Friday night on a lark. As the French say, "Il a tue [He killed]!" You know the rest of the story.
Posted Sunday, Apr. 30, 2006, www.time.com



A grande "merci" goes out to L'Ian et Le James who brought back these photos on their pilgrimmage to the homeland of Monsieur Colbert.

Les Boys shopped at "Boutique Colbert" for les souvenirs de Colbert and l'autre fromage...


And instead of elbowing their way through the crowds of tourists searching for the key to the Da Vinci code at the Louvre, our Colbert-Crusaders paid hommage at the "Galerie Colbert."


I'm looking forward to hearing more about le trip over a runny Camembert and a bottle of vin rouge served by a snotty garçon in the very near future. Welcome home guys - and thanks for the photos!

Vive Le Colbert Réport

Only 7.73 hours until the next COLBERT REPORT!



He's Back! After a fortnight, our boy Stephen is back. And tonight's episode is a historical event. The show will mark the anniversary of the 100th episode of The Colbert Report!

Congratulations Super-Stephen-Captain-America!!!



May Truthiness Reign Througout the Colbert Nation
for Another 100 Episodes, atleast!