Sunday, April 23, 2006

When are Weese Nuts in Season?






In case anyone out there knows?

I met a very lovely, yet very lonely and inebriated lady named Barbara last Saturday night. She, like Y.F. and myself, had also missed the benefit - and it would seem for the same reason that we did. Anyway, amongst the hippie circus freaks she told me a very sad story of how she had received a bad can of waterchestnuts from the foodbank - I suggested that maybe she should stick to less exotic products while browsing those shelves.

"But I'm a vegetarian!" she insisted. Apparently beggars can be choosers. Anyway, I'm not sure what tinny waterchestnuts have to do with animal welfare - but being a vegetarian myself I felt obliged to offer her an alternative. Luckily, Scott came up with just the thing - as I had no doubt that he would(although not technically a vegetarian option) "Weese Nuts!"



Back in high school we all enjoyed a good handful of Weese Nuts from time to time. In fact they are considered a delicacy just slightly east of the eden we call the T-dot. However, I can't remember when Weese Nuts are in season?...perhaps we'll just have to ask Kevin...